edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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itsflytobechey:

I would be willing to listen to James Earl Jones’ speeches every single day.

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whiskywithwater:

applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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lightandwinged:

kittyboops:

jaraxxus:

Weird Al made a shitty song better.

OH MY GOD YES. THANK YOU! I loved the original beat, HATED the original lyrics. Finally a version of the song easily purchasable without any of the rape culture BS.

Shit, I’d love this even if the original WASN’T complete shit. 

Weird Al, thank you for always writing the actual soundtrack to my life.

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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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dani-phandomz:

overdramatictoast:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

i will never NOT reblog this omg

THE SORTING HAT

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syntheticimagination:

I’m not a huge fan of requests due to personal reasons, but you guys are so nice to me that I decided draw some suggested fusions in between commissions. There where so many that I simply couldn’t draw all of them so I’m sorry for that! Also, Flaremonchan is secrectly a super saiyan.

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madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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Our Leader The Mockingjay - Mockingjay part 1 teaser trailer

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terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?

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imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

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