piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

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phantograms:

so oprah has a branded chai tea at starbucks now…

(via anirnatronic)

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

(via nine-times-out-of-ten)

marchingbandprobz:

If you don’t feel 100x happier when you hear a drum cadence then you’re doing marching band wrong

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sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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spazztrick:

hooksandplans:

do u ever just lip sync to fall out boy dramatically and pretend you’re patrick stump

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residentevil2:

mezopanda:

lukewadethompson:

From Sophie de Oliveira Brata’s Alternative Limb Project

Oh my gosh so beautiful.

woah

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ursulacousland:

thatwankersipstea:

taconoms:

uni-t-e-a:

amroyounes:

Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.

Firefighters are some badass mutha fuckas

firefighters are incredibly under appreciated, this is sadly the first appreciation post to them and we need more of these, they literally walk through hell to pick up people and pull them out, they are all Castiels if all civilians are Deans, and they save animals, treating all like humans, i have never heard of a firefighter that has chosen not to save someone for there race or sex or sexuality or anything, a human is a human and an animal is an animal, i love these people and they don’t deserve to be ignored as much as they are

My neighbour is a firefighter and I respect him so much, he’s like a second father to me and is just the most loyal, honest, brave and amazing man. He’s risking his life every single day and he loves helping out people. 

Firefighters and paramedics are greatly under appreciated.

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heidiblairmontag:

rebekahlynnlove:

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Single serving Comunion

jesus 2 go 

prepackaged and processed for your sins 

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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